shittydwarf

joined 5 months ago

Military parade for the draft dodging foreign agent?

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the future these will be recognized as crimes against humanity

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 1 week ago (10 children)

It might have been better for everyone if he had taken syphilis medicine

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 week ago

They were given a heads up and shorted the market first, so they're gonna take all those profits and use them to buy the dip

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago

Looks like he slipped

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

"Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had." - Professor William T. Kelley, Wharton School of Business and Finance

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We are 100% OPSEC

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

HIDE YO COUCH, HIDE YO CHAIRS

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

On mobile you can use Consent-o-matic

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Putin is doing the planning, Trump can't think

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