spykee

I wanna pspspsp this cat,
but I don't know how to pronounce her name.

Stupid fucking removed.

@waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
@Artisian@lemmy.world
@Chezus9247@lemmy.world
@Cheems@lemmy.world
@WindyRebel@lemmy.world
@pootzapie@lemy.lol

Hah!
Those fake hookers ain't got shit on me.
I'm into dudes.
I'm also not silicon-valley-tech-bro rich.
That's beside the point so my argument stands.

Here's you go my man. Extra wide for extra play area.
I can't reach that angle with my phone, else I would've sent you my own.

Hell yeah!
...and nobody cares when I carry my own fleshlight publicly.

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You couldn't even if you tried.

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Because why not?

Belly button.
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Yeah, so what? You gonn kink shame me now, huh?

#justice for pillows