tektite

joined 1 year ago
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

Idaho is trying so hard but just can't keep up!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

Hello?

#Hello?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well, I'll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Eggs and bricks with tacos painted on them. No reason to waste any tasty tacos!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Dame Judy Bench was right there.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

"Yes, gtfo of our dumpster. When we are here we will give you free food, including protein and fresh produce, without hassling you about whether you deserve it or are 'needy enough'."

...but that's not good enough for you because instead of fixing an immediate need like someone's currently growling stomach, this establishment should tell them to go somewhere else?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say, "Ni" at will to old ladies!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

ADL put spez on their tech advisory board apparently back in 2017. So I guess they've been a fucking joke for a while.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

What if you live on an island

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my theory is that most homosexuals are bi

Guessing you meant "homophobes"

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I went to a kid's birthday party the other day. There was a little girl (maybe 4y/o?) there who had been to another party earlier in the day but left before that party had cake.

The second that cake was mentioned she starts wandering around going, "Can I have cake?" to anyone who would listen.

"Can I have cake? Can I have cake?" I was told someone had cake and I'll be damned if I don't get some immediately.

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