thefartographer

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 22 points 5 days ago (4 children)

If any of you other states are willing to accept and help employ a Texan immigrant, I could really get behind this. I work in the tech sector and I'm a Texas 5 or 6, or a 1 anywhere that requires a degree.

Not to be picky, but please not Oklahoma, Florida, or Mississippi. Those seem like lateral moves.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 28 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Hi, Texas checking in. What's... "limited power"?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

Feeding the living with my body

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago

Shut up! Don't say the "z"-word! It'll hear you and come kill us again.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Y'all are being really judgemental of us. Just cuz our governor is a hypocritical bigot, our AG is a grifting Nazi, and our congresspeople sell us out then abandon us when the going gets tough.

And y'all are acting like just cuz we keep voting for these people that we're to blame! Can't you see we're the victims here??? Please! Quit bullying us with your boobies so that we can go back to fellating our abusers!!!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Hey! I fucking resemble that joke!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think my comment must be confusing that people think that I'm saying that Hitler faced hyperinflation as part of his reign vs that Hitler ascended to power by being attributed as the only one who could successfully face hyperinflation.

Kinda like people were saying, "these are crazy times, we need a crazy leader."

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes, that's the clown car part I was describing. That this administration is so obsessed yet unable to discern causality, that they're like "hyperinflation gave Hitler power! Ergo, if I want Hitler's power, there must be hyperinflation!"

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 6 days ago (7 children)

I keep having this one dumb thought, but the longer all this idiocy goes on, the more I feel like I might be right:

Trump's obsessed with Hitler, right? A big part of Hitler's ultimate rise to ultimate power was the German people facing hyperinflation. What if Trump and his clown car are looking at that like less of a challenge Hitler faced and more of a checkbox or a milestone. Like, "Gotta have hyperinflation if I wanna be a real Hitler!"

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

I'm so glad that we roundabout went for the exact same thing

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

I'm biased towards a lot of things. This is definitely one of them.

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