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Buy only American. Get a bunch of land and live smack in the center of it never seeing the outside world again. These are options for you. You don't like any particlar group of people you can just be by yourself!

Now I recommend if you truly never want to see anything that ever upsets you again, TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE AND GO AWAY.

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[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

Give them Florida! (Sorry Florida) if they ever get out of line, Disney and universal will just have free attendance day and they will forget that they were misbehaving.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Austin would be like the former West Berlin.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I'd rather we deport conservatives to an island, embargo the shit out of it, do everything we can to prevent them from thriving, and then I get to point at their country and say, "look what happens when maga is in control"

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

No they want to "win", to force the rest of the world into their way of thinking because it's so obviously right.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Wait until they learn about planes

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Why do we build the wall, my children, my children?

We build the wall to keep us free, building the wall makes us free...

(Or however the song goes)

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sure. Just make sure there's a gate for marginalized communities who are trying to get out.

I have a lot of trans Texas friends, few of us have any decent options to leave. A fun fact: Texas ranks 2nd when it comes to % of trans people. Yet we have no voice, and a big part of that is thanks to how fucked the Texas voting districts are. That's why a trans person in Dallas can be decently safe, but a gay person in Tyler will get their knee kicked in by a neo-nazi in broad daylight (this actually happened to someone I know, they have to walk with a cane now and they aren't even 21); yet cities barely end up with any blue politicians at a state or federal level.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If any of you other states are willing to accept and help employ a Texan immigrant, I could really get behind this. I work in the tech sector and I'm a Texas 5 or 6, or a 1 anywhere that requires a degree.

Not to be picky, but please not Oklahoma, Florida, or Mississippi. Those seem like lateral moves.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You could bunk with me until you get reparations.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

That's one of the sweetest statements I've ever heard from a sad dog

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get in the truck, we're headed out. I guess you can bring the fam but they might have to sit in the bed because I'm not putting my electronics back there.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

CyberTruck ~~or~~ and bust

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And the ever important island of Austin, that's still somehow part of the US yet completely isolated within hostile territory.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You could do tours where you fly over observe like aminals in the zoo.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't want to fly in airspace controlled by Texas. Too much risk of crash landing and being stuck there

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol I somehow doubt they'd take kindly to a violation of airspace sovereignty like that, especially in that regard

I mean austin would be a waste land if they weren't allowed supply lines. Assuming austin still exsisted.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

More like West Berlin

If Austin became an Autonomous Zone I might actually move to Texas

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As an Okie, I fully support walling off Texas.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That is definitely not Austin. Closer to College Station

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Not only Austin, but Houston, San Antonio, El Paso, and even Dallas are solidly blue

[–] cheers_queers@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Theres no way the automatic guns/sensors plan will go bad fast

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't want to be stuck in this shithole lol

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I do not know that this post makes a coherent point despite me knowing what point it's wanting to make.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As someone who would very much like to cut theirself off from society: It is not this easy.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not getting any easier with trade war and isolationist policies.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you want land you have to buy it from the government on an annual basis unless you have sufficient arms and production to keep their thugs out.

[–] Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's always fun to see the many similarities between "progressives" and far right conservatives.

You guys are becoming regular SovCits!