uservoid1

joined 2 years ago
[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The next car will just park over it

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Source: The Illustrated police news vol.11 #285 April 11, 1872. Page 8

A Quebec Woman Creates a Sensation, Riding Through St. John Street in a Bearse, Reclining on the Coffin-Bed, and Smoking a Pipe. What will women do next to distinguish themselves, we wonder! A female in Quebec, the other day, perpetrated a ghastly joke, mocking death in his own domain, by lying down in a hearse and smoking a pipe as the funeral chariot was driven through the street. If this exhibition had been made in the United States, our neighbors at the North would have made it the sub- ject of very strong animad- versions.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Good Boy! You may drive through

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-~~PARROT~~ SALMON!!

Credit: Monty Python

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

So your local OSHA version is doing its intended job.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Just a hunch

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

At death's door

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago (10 children)
[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re back in Kansas!

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

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