I'm a guy, I find Tomboyish woman hot as fuck!

Though to talk about the views of the other gender:

Literal womanizer, that is all that needs to be said.

Also this guy, who frequently cross dresses and is constantly mentioned as having "otherworldly beauty"

Need another example?

Russian noises

That'll be four bucks baby! You want fries with that!?

Kung Pow Enter the fist.

My nipples look like milk duds

Aladdin and the Magic lamp. And I'm not talking Disney's animated Aladdin storyline turned into a Muppet movie since they did a live action of it already that wasn't bad.

I'm talking the actual original storyline.

Aladdin - Human or Kermit

The genie of the ring - Fozzie bear, or Fozzies the sultan.

The genie of the lamp - Gonzo (This one's the most important in my opinion, "Yyooouuu haaavveee summoned the great Gonzo, genie of the laaammpp!)

Abu - Rizzo

Jasmine - could be miss piggy or human

Jafar - Sam eagle? Not really sure who'd be a good Jafar

It was one of the most life-changing events in our country's history. Hell, I was in first grade on the total opposite side of the country. (Living in Las Vegas NV at the time) had no relation to anyone in New York or anywhere even close to that area, and even I could feel the impact.

It was a total cultural shift in every sense of the word for the US. It was the first time in our history that a foreign power had directly attacked us on our own soil. And even more than that, the most unifying time in our nation's history as well, oddly enough.

9/11 was absolutely a start if not the absolute turning point to the madness that afflicting this country today.