weremacaque

Going to Casual Commander nights at your local game store.

I'd only be in it for the ability to buy a house, except that I'd share it with friends instead of getting married and settling down. I'm a bit too demiromantic for that right now.

Thank God. When my ankle was still healing a couple months after a break, it hurt so bad to walk barefoot on the hard floor.

My family came over recently enough that some of these old fucks would have grown up knowing them as an immigrant family, but still long enough ago that we've been Americans for generations. (I'm mostly white so I'm talking about my Sicilian and Latvian sides of the family)

Bro I'm so straight I don't have a soul either. I'm just the lingering smell of a man that once existed.

Real men don't wipe their ass. That's touching your butt, which is always gay unless you have to scratch it.

Perfect for a Sphynx cat.

I go to the record store with my friends and we just grab cheap CDs that look cool and then listen to them in the car after. We've found some interesting things by doing that.

I have a friend from the Philippines who is in school to be a nurse. When this started, she was scared this was going to affect students which did end up being true later.

I think the hard part is if you're the type to crave nicotine when you're extremely stressed out. I go through cycles where I'll quit nicotine for a year or so, and then something really difficult would happen in my life and I'll start back up again.

If I start dating someone and they never mention that they're poly, I just assume they aren't and keep the relationship monogamous. I don't really like it when it's opened up, either. It's hard to tell if someone agrees just because they like me or if they actually want to open it up.

That being said, if someone cheats on me in a monogamous relationship, I'm mostly pissed because I would have said it was fine if I had known that's what they wanted. That being said, it goes both ways so they would also have to understand that me being okay with them being with other people means I can be too. My first poly relationship was with an ex who only opened the relationship up for herself and got pissed off if I even jokingly kissed my friends.

If it ever comes to this, I'm going to "forget" to charge mine. Every day since it comes out of the box. I might wear it so that I don't get stopped in public but this is going to be a brick.