yuri

I worked prep at a buffet, and there was a salad that we made in bulk that used exactly one full gallon of mayo. i got really good at scooping it all out with a spatula in one fluid spiral.

just one of many otherwise completely useless skills i developed in foodservice lmao

mushroom zero

sorry, new love of moths?

god i love our legal system

the hammer is my penis

i’m still not sure you’ve read that page

huge laugh from the audience

turns out if you skew definitions enough, anything can be the truth!

wait till you see their april fools promotion from this year.

🤞

so it’s >1 year that you get telepathy?

e: this is my last reply, this has been fun tho! please continue to exhibit this same 100% self-assurance in other threads, i tend to make a habit of talking to brick walls for funsies ^^

i just think you’re assuming a lot from a few comments here.

e:like the line of thinking here, if i’m following, is that since he likes steam he’s JUST LIKE elon musk simps. that’s legitimately crazy.