MY WIFE SAYS SHES GONNA LEAVE ME

...LEAVE ME MORE TIME TO DRINK MUG ROOT BEAR HELL YEAH

A picture of a mug of root beer captioned "Yeah you could say I have a porn addiction: an addition to porn myself another glass of MUG root beer"
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[–] 9 points 1 week ago

If you have a root beer addiction and don't have a root beer around, don't panic. Instead, you can eat Tenomed™ tendon cream - it contains a high amount of ethyl salicylate, the compound that gives root beer it's characteristic taste.

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