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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I read "DBMS" as "DSBM" at first.

I need to get out more.

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[–] jestho@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (1 child)

I read it as BDSM... Not sure what I should do...

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[–] deadalus@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 days ago

Get in more

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[–] fancy_pants@reddthat.com 1 point 3 days ago

🤘

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