"5 cameras you don't use"
Unless you take pictures
"took your microSD slot"
We now have GB phones. Shut up.
"took your headphone jack" sure, no one uses ear buds.
"they cut a hole in your screen"
Where would you like the selfie camera -one of the 5 cameras you don't use?
"they took your removable battery" and left behind a battery than can power for days and doesn't degrade.
Might as well complain about no curly phone cord and they took the rotary dial, the bastards.