this is condescending

Correct, you are behaving poorly so I am treating you in kind

Distracting from the main point

The only one distracting from anything is you. You are the one who seeks discussion and then flees at challenge, I am holding you to it.

You are now attempting to give yourself a plausible exit where you can save face, which is very funny since the only audience is you and me, yet your ego can still not handle it. Sadly the exit-strategy you've sought is ill-fitting, since both you and I are aware that you are the one who has been avoiding discussion, instead seeking to change the subject at every turn. It is no surprise that you would do something like this, you seem to be a fucking idiot.
I still hold out hope you will be able to do the bare minimum, but I cannot be disappointed by you anymore.