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[–] 33 points 6 days ago (9 children)

the punishment should be a week in the stockade in the town square where people pelt you with rotten fruit, but this is a good start

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  • [–] 11 points 6 days ago (8 children)

    Nah, people just come by one hour at a time and blast their favorite Playlist.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 days ago* (6 children)

    Why?

    Just have a public jukebox and people can pick songs that are played out into headphones around the offender.

    [Cues up Cotton Eye Joe 300 times]

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    I listen to Scottish bagpipes voluntarily. I would love to help others discover how wonderful the genre is. Holding them in the stockade until Stockholm Syndrome kicks in will help make converts.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    ... and up next, "The Birdie Song" 300 times

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