The deepest gaze into my soul is apparently that I enjoy disc golf, competitive pokemon battles and asian street food.

Around 825 AD, Persian scientist and polymath al-Khwarizmiwrote kitāb al-ḥisāb al-hindī ("Book of Indian computation") and kitab al-jam' wa'l-tafriq al-ḥisāb al-hindī ("Addition and subtraction in Indian arithmetic"). In the early 12th century, Latin translations of these texts involving the Hindu–Arabic numeral system and arithmetic appeared, for example Liber Alghoarismi de practica arismetrice, attributed to John of Seville, and Liber Algoritmi de numero Indorum, attributed to Adelard of Bath.[8] Here, alghoarismi or algoritmi is the Latinization of Al-Khwarizmi's name;[9] the text starts with the phrase Dixit Algoritmi, or "Thus spoke Al-Khwarizmi".

So in referring to what someone's true soul is, you can say "Thus spoke The Algorithm"

It is to a smoothbrained techbro.

My Youtube feed is utter shit. I watch one One Piece theory video, and that is all Youtube starts recommending. I watch one trauma video and that is all my feed shows. Youtube is so annoying nowadays, more akin to dementia addled mind with ADHD.

It is when a person's depth is measured in teaspoons.

Naaah. Nowadays YouTube just represents the pinnacle of enshittification. Not something I’d admit publicly to using.