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For all the ladies who'd fail this Satan's test (europe.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 child)

Hey Barb, I forgot my keys, please leave the garage open. Thanks, Jeff.

Boom, stole the faculty coffee maker.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

You can probably fence that for more than the $300,000 spectrometer.

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