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For all the ladies who'd fail this Satan's test (europe.pub)

submitted 3 days ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 child)

I use dried/powdered abortion to slip into my antifa uniform.

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

Make sure not to get any gender fluid in there too, or the resulting paste makes removal very difficult

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