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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

gingerly puts down a $600 iPhone, trembling in anger "...good day, sir."

...yeah, we might need a generation of phones built to be a tank, just so we can properly communicate our wrath to the other person.

Huh. Maybe a 'soundboard' app, which allows you to hang up the current call with a sound effect?

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or a USB-c to RJ45 converter so you can get an old phone from the thrift shop to carry around in case of angry phone shenanigans.

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

RJ11 converter* -An RJ45 is too big.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Technically either would work, but may as well have the proper esthetics.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would love to have a soundboard that played sounds in calls. I'd answer the phone like Wolfman Jack all "caller, you're on the air! gorilla noise, honk"

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could be a thing soon, Android has added "sound enojis" that imo were probably the worst idea ever and only exist for kids to annoy their parents. It's a soundboard with like 3 sounds on the call screen when you're on a call. I could see them eventually allowing custom ones.

That's crap. If you're gonna give my kid a proper customizable soundboard so they can get creative with how they fuck with me at least that's something. This is just lord of the flies conch shell shit