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Controversial Telegram Co-Founder Says He'll Leave $17 Billion Fortune to His 106 Children (people.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] jonne@infosec.pub 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Geneticists in a thousand years are going to have questions about a sudden boom in certain gene markers around this time if they don't have the added context of billionaires deciding they're the master race by virtue of being billionaires.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn't be the first time... Didn't the same shit happen with Genghis Khan?