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[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Might as well take up drinking…

[–] Oisteink@feddit.nl 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Yeah 2,5 litres of water should be bare daily minimum intake. Start easy, and know that the frequent trips to the loo will slow down once your body has adjusted

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

I skip skip skip to my loo every time I have to pee

[–] exu@feditown.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It depends a lot on how physically active you are, but you don't need 2.5l in many cases like office jobs.

[–] Oisteink@feddit.nl 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Correct - you could stay with the shitty feeling. You’d still survive

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

My chipmunk bladder would like to have a word with your claim that the trips slow down over time..

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm way ahead of you....and behind you at the same time.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I see you too are a master of quantum super-positioning. Until I spot you.