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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Well most are pro pubes. The shaft has unrealised potential

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 17 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

People think the stem is too tough, but it just needs to be cooked right. The trick is to start cooking the stem pieces first, then when they just start to be cooked, add the florets. Exact timing depends on the cooking method, but if done right all of it will be tender and tasty.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I'm not sure why in the hell I never thought of this. I usually separate the tops from the stems, but cook everything together. Tops usually end up slightly burnt, shafts slightly undercooked. This may be a game changer for me! Thanks for the type up / suggestion!

[–] vrojak@feddit.org 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I just eat the shaft raw as a crunchy snack while the pubes are cooking. It's great when dipped in some soy sauce.

[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Yep, we call them broccoli chips

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If you cut about .5cm off the outside of the stalk it's quite tender inside.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Use your broccoli peeler going down the shaft from the pubes and don't forget to slice off the tip!

I'm a shaft preferer myself, it's sweeter and won't be hiding any bugs.