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[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Cut it all into cubes, steam everything or fry it. Eat. Leaves, too if you grew it yourself. Just eat it. It'll give you the farts but it's all delicious.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

The stock is mean to be cooked. The stems and florets are best rinsed, raw, and with a side of buttermilk ranch.

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago

for some reason i thought broccoli was some kind of metaphor for dong and was very confused what this post and its comments were actually talking about. but no its just broccoli.

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Roast the pubes and take a peeler to the shaft and slice them into chips. Olive oil salt pepper farlic powder and theow them in the oven to roast too. They are very sweet and underrated.

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

I'll try this, thanks

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I don't care for either unless it's covered in cheese.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

Pubes, but the shaft isnt bad assuming it was cooked.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Here's a new copy of this

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 54 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you for ruining broccoli

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Albino pubes

[–] zarniwoop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

When I was a kid I’d just pluck the pubes off the broccoli and eat only those but as I got older I’ve learned to enjoy the whole shaft plus the pubes. Especially when they’ve had some heat and are black.

There ya go! The answer you didn’t want but got anyway.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago

Confirmed: zarniwoop loves to shove warm black ones in their mouth all the way to the pubes.

Heh.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Thos're called florets. And they're delicious!

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Was shaft the correct term?

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well most are pro pubes. The shaft has unrealised potential

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 17 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

People think the stem is too tough, but it just needs to be cooked right. The trick is to start cooking the stem pieces first, then when they just start to be cooked, add the florets. Exact timing depends on the cooking method, but if done right all of it will be tender and tasty.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I'm not sure why in the hell I never thought of this. I usually separate the tops from the stems, but cook everything together. Tops usually end up slightly burnt, shafts slightly undercooked. This may be a game changer for me! Thanks for the type up / suggestion!

[–] vrojak@feddit.org 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I just eat the shaft raw as a crunchy snack while the pubes are cooking. It's great when dipped in some soy sauce.

[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Yep, we call them broccoli chips

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If you cut about .5cm off the outside of the stalk it's quite tender inside.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Use your broccoli peeler going down the shaft from the pubes and don't forget to slice off the tip!

I'm a shaft preferer myself, it's sweeter and won't be hiding any bugs.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Now I don’t like any of it.

[–] mauuumauukittycat@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer yorkshire pudding

[–] damdy@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The dog loves the shaft, it's be rude to deny him.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lionel@endlesstalk.org 3 points 12 hours ago

The best part. That’s why we always feed our dog broccoli

[–] TheHotze@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I'm ace... I mean, I don't like broccoli. While, I'm actually ace too.

pubes more but shaft is good too

[–] Francois@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago

Roast the pubes, soup the shafts.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 13 hours ago

The entire thing tastes like unwashed socks smell.