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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My GPU can compute stuff faster than your brain though.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Your GPU might tell you to glue cheese to your pizza, but at least it's fast!

[–] kassiopaea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

ok but like, my brain would totally do that too

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It also has a lot of FLOPS. Do you have a lot of FLOPS?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well if you want to turn this into a dick measuring contest...

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can generate an image in my head faster than your GPU

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

But you can't generate it faster in an output format that is visible to others than my GPU.

Except very simple sketches possibly.