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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Well you gotta rinse your balls off afterwards. And bouncing your balls a few times outside first might help. Maybe let some other people play with your balls too. Guys, little girls, whoever wants to, really.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I will take my dirty balls to playgrounds, so kids can play with them. They really enjoy them, as I keep them nice and round

No need to wash them, if they get dirty anyway

Well, you certainly want to wash them if you let kids lick your balls, but otherwise agreed.