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[–] ThePiedPooper@discuss.online 113 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Fuck proselytizing religions. No, I won't join your stupid fucking cult. Fuck right off.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Do you want to talk about Satan?

We enjoy sex, responsible drug use and rock and roll.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Anybody who rebels against the biblical god has the right idea.

[–] ThePiedPooper@discuss.online 16 points 3 days ago

All hail Satan!

[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are the uh... maggoty cum farts optional or?

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

That is part of the concern, yes.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 days ago

I'm listening...

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Fuck all religion. No I don’t want to reject reality to play make believe.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Naw, my religion is cool. I'm a Satanist. We accept reality as revealed by science.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Hail Satan!

Jokes aside, it's good to see more Satanists out in the wild. TST has been doing great shit, and I'm all here for it.

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

I can hear your avatar.

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's part of capitalism as well.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 7 points 3 days ago

Fuck that too!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We dont need to improve the world, we just need to get you to say you to validate our taste in shitty fiction. That's more important.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Wait, wait, wait.

Talk all the shit you want about how people twist the meanings of the book/religion, there are some very good stories in the Bible.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

No there aren't.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

but the stories! The poetry!

They're not that good, though. Some of them sorta stand up as mediocre. Compare them to an anthology by, like, le'guinn, known more as a novelist who could maintain consistent characters plot themes and tone for the length of a fucking novel. You know who fucking wins.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah that whole Lot plotline is pretty crazy.