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[–] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I gave one of these to my girlfriend the day before I had to go away on business for 2 months.

She said "What is this for?"

I said "It's a replacement for my you-know-what."

She said "Oh, ok. I think I get it."

I got home 2 months later and she had 3 chipped teeth.

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