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[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Around day three, things get a bit hallucinaty. Sometimes you gotta take a disco nap to keep fresh

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

The article says they couldn't work the next day because of the noise... Sure...