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Define fries (europe.pub)
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[–] gjoel@programming.dev 62 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

This is only missing JP coming up with a completely deranged definition of what fries are that he demands the cashier adheres to (I don't think the vodka applies, that's more making fun of the cashier). And also him entirely dodging the question of whether he likes fries, stating that people have discussed whether he likes fries but he refuses to reveal it.

[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Obviously fries represent the western civilization. Frying oil is the chaos dragon of woke left that means to destroy the fries, but will instead transform them into something even more beautiful, an entity of culinary perfection. But you would already know that if only you had bought my online course. sob It's so sublime. sob

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Employee listening in the background hears the timer for the fries go off. Pulls the basket out from the oil.

Looks at the fries.

Looks at the stand for them to drain.

Looks at Jordan Peterson.

Looks at the fries.

Shoves their own face into the hot oil to escape the sound of JP's voice.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago

Great. Make your own version and post it. I'd love to see it.