this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] WanderingThoughts 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gets plain fries, but gets charged for vodka. Cashier points to vodka line on the bill and says "potatoes", then points to fries and says "potatoes".

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Vodka. "Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew..."

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

What's vodka, precious?!