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[–] ikirin@feddit.org 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People are using a Java higher than 7? surprised corporate face

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Y'all get Java 7?

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[–] ikirin@feddit.org 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah in the final update of corporate "foundational security improvements", which was discussed in 2015.

Rumor has it that people aren't even allowed to put their passwords on sticky notes anymore as well!

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