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[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

This is why you have a shell company JUST for your employees that need to use Oracle.

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You mean for the employees that will write Java?

"Oracle" is usually about the DB, and that is paid by the core.

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