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the timeline is fucked rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have decided to never ever again do a coding test in my life except if the prospect of not doing it is to have to live under a bridge.

Hello, I'm HR 1 month of experience.

Welcome

Hi, I'm IT with 2 years of experience.

Welcome

Hi, I'm a senior developer who have worked on similar code bases (but not only) for 20 years.

Hmm, we will have to "test" you. Do you know what a database is? In what order are constructors of inherited classes called? Weird question about some dead framework like mfc, panther or vb6-gui.

This goes on for hours.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

How many ping pong balls could you fit on a 747?