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Next step: to the jails and concentration camps for slave labor.
You should pay more attention because we've already been doing that this whole time.
Good thing the north left a loophole in the constitution after the civil war just for a situation like this.
Some things never change.
Also, anyone who wants to access government services. Want Medicaid? Work in the fields. Want Social Security? Work in the fields. Want Food Stamps? Work in the fields? Want Medicare? Work in the fields. Etc.
If you already have a couple of jobs, send your children to the fields. It's not like they're getting a useful education anyway. Most of it will be MAGA propaganda about how much better it is for kids to work in the fields instead of the classroom, because it keeps the evil foreigners out of our country.