Absolutely not true.

If a fifth grader and a lion got in a fight and after an hour both parties had lost an eye but still fighting

You're not going to look at that and go "wow that fifth grader is doing really bad" you're going to be like what the fuck is wrong with that lion? Shit was supposed to be over 1000 days ago.

Russia is absolutely losing. A middle school football team is crushing the Lakers in basketball.