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Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by kebab@endlesstalk.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago

This basically never happens. You want to spend billions guarding against humanity stupidity? Good luck with that.

But it would take a society that values human life and absence of suffering over money.

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