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Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by kebab@endlesstalk.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm rooting for the orca in the med that are eating rudders. Dunno why, I just think they're neat.

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[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Heck yeah! And they apparently have been teaching other pods how to do it.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

ok pod, in today's class we're gonna talk about control surfaces - what good is a boat that can't steer? billy stop clubbing that seal right this moment and pay attention

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