Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 days ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't the raptor being on both the top and bottom of the division factor out?

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 0 points 2 days ago

It's not "Distance Raptor" or "Time Raptor" or even "Veloci Raptor". It's Distanceraptor. All one word. Or Timeraptor or Velociraptor.

I mean otherwise it would be:

Distanceraptor

T~~i~~m~~eraptor~~

And that leaves us with: