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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting (theonion.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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“Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?”

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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Of course she's going to lie, she was found guilty for perjury and Trump's personal lawyer is meeting with her

When comes comes back from their ~~delay tactics~~ recess, she's going to tell a story about how she's actually the biggest victim, how Epstein was actually terrified Trump would find out and stop his pedophile ring single handedly, like Superman

And if she does a good enough job, just maybe she'll get a pardon and end up leading CPS or something