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[–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No, you've got it all wrong. It's good opera etiquette to jerk off at the opera to show that you're enjoying it. Etiquette doesn't demand the preopera wank; it's just so you have better endurance for your proper opera wank.

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