Like actually back. Popular, even. I get downvoted to oblivion for making fun of mullets. I don't understand a world where mullets are not just here, but defended as a legitimate hairstyle.

The party is behind us.

We gave our kid a wolfcut mullet, and honestly it’s working 🤙

Lemme help you spice things up: Wait until you're passing by a guy who's super clean cut and wearing business attire. As you go by, yell: "Get a haircut, hippy!" It's funny every time.

Covid made me a hair farmer.