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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is sick fuck (europe.pub)

submitted 3 days ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 102 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Fake: there are no girls on 4 chan

Gay: anon wants to get railed by his brother

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Reminds of something my dear old grandpa said to me growing up: “If a hot girl DMs you about crypto, block him!”

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wonder how my grandpa would have reacted to crypto, NFTs and AI and all that.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

“What’s that? What’s nifty? Speak up, you know I haven’t been able to hear since that grenade blew out my eardrums. Fucking Germans. I swear to god, if I ever catch you with a fucking German, I’ll skin you and them from tit to toe and sew you both up into a flesh mosaic. Fucking Germans stole my ears and you people keep eying them. Your mother nearly ended up with one of them. Made the nazi shitstain disappear and no one found him yet. Fucking Germans.”

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Gay: she wants to get railed by their gfs

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 3 days ago

Or is the older brother in question