PC: "Let's sell our loot before we go on."  DM: "You're in a swamp! You left town days ago."  PC: "Please?"  DM: "Fine. You find a shop." Picture of a person sitting in front of a desk while half sunk in a swamp
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[–] 16 points 1 year ago*

Or...

Someone who drinks Baileys out of a shoe, goes to a club where people wee on each other and has a mangina. He wants you to stay. Forever.

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