this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
533 points (97.7% liked)

Not The Onion

15821 readers
1577 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 72 points 5 days ago (2 children)

And the white boy and girl were blue and pink respectively.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And he was edgy and whiney...

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

God it was so fucking obnoxious to play Power Rangers in kindergarten. “You’re a giiiiirrrrlll, so you have to be the pink ranger.”

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can we play Warrior Cats instead? I get to be Fireheart, you have to be Tigerclaw.