Seriously, I sleep through alarms and people calling my name even in the same room.

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[–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Kind of an excessive option. Join the military. They will train you to wake up to anything. Someone walks near me and I’ll wake up.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yes, with the world literally on the precipice of war, join the military to solve your sleep issues.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Being a little facetious: solve your sleep problems, get a solid job, and learn how to sit around and do nothing for hours on end while waiting for something to happen. Plus, if you take a rear echelon job, it basically is an office job at that point. Just with a lot more rules. (/s for those that need it)

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