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Trump Admin Considering Giving $10,000 To Each Person In Greenland To Annex The Island
(www.latintimes.com)
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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Actually that isn't a stupid idea. People have their price. Ant will be definitely cheaper than war. No idea how much that for Greenland citizens though.
Greenland already receives around 600 milion Euro PER YEAR from the Danish Government. Trump wants to give them less, and as a one time payment.
Greenland, as part of Denmark has free state funded education, with special grants for Greenlanders that want to attend education in Denmark itself. They have free healthcare and access to some of the best social safety nets in the world.
As Danish citizens they also have access to the EU free travel zone which allows them to visit any EU country without requiring a visa or even a passport.
There are more benefits that I'm forgetting for sure.
Unless the Trump administration offers to match all of the above then Greenlanders would take a losing deal. Sure, almost everyone has their price, but this deal is like offering you 100 bucks for me to come live in your house forever afterwards, ask you for money if you wanna send your kids to school or you want to go to the doctor.
Okay, maybe Greenland should take the US. We can be their red white and blue land. It's a pretty strategic location.
Being annexed by Canada would be a good option as well.