Economics

Tariffs will be lifted for microchips and computers on Monday.

Monday afternoon they’ll be back, but only for computers you can run Quake on.

On Tuesday there'll be new tariffs, but they won’t tell what'll be affected. Surprise!

Wednesday? We’ll have some new tariffs, but they’ll come in blue. Half the tariffs will also be gone. Which half? Who knows?

Thursday’s been cancelled, couldn’t afford it anymore.

There might or might not be some announcement on Friday. It might happen on Truth Social or on X. It might happen on market open or after market close. It’ll be made by a newly-created account. If you find it, you can profit for like 5 minutes. Thrilling!