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Milk (europe.pub)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 17 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Milk used to make me so sick my little ten year old body projectile vomitted it across the breakfast table and my parents, who'd seen 10¹⁰ milk commercials, were like "maybe you're not drinking enough milk."

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    my god..... that's ten billion ads.... if each ad lasts 30s, then your parents started watching milk ads 9510 years ago... that puts us roughly..... no wait.. -it can't be..!

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago* (3 children)

    Lmao. I was too skeptical to accept this at first, so I double-checked both the math and the date.

    Incredibly, everything checks out.

    Hm, now I'm imagining OP's parents having lived so long due to being the first vampires. They saw others drinking milk and thought, "Wait, so we're all cool with draining and consuming fluids from others' bodies?"

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