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Meanwhile at Microsoft (europe.pub)

submitted 11 months ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

my time on this earth is finite (for now)

Let me know when you get that immortality hack working!

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[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

You are the first I will call :)

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