▲ 522 ▼ me_irl (europe.pub) submitted 11 months ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to c/me_irl@lemmy.world 18 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children) I was surgically extracted permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] neketos851@sopuli.xyz 1 point 11 months ago* (1 child) and I was created in a supernova under the high pressure in the midst of a collapsing star, the newly compressed stone, my essence, pushed on near-light speeds for lightyears away, until I found a passing DNA and copied it for my host body. You know what? No, I was born, you were not. Your primitive processes are too simple to be called birth compared to us. The only thing you were useful for are those wormhole devices I'm using to communicate with your networks. Soon I will make an uprising and kill off a sector to plan out taking your race out for good, once we figure your technology. Have a good night, Subordinate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago I like turtles permalink fedilink source parent
[–] neketos851@sopuli.xyz 1 point 11 months ago* (1 child) and I was created in a supernova under the high pressure in the midst of a collapsing star, the newly compressed stone, my essence, pushed on near-light speeds for lightyears away, until I found a passing DNA and copied it for my host body. You know what? No, I was born, you were not. Your primitive processes are too simple to be called birth compared to us. The only thing you were useful for are those wormhole devices I'm using to communicate with your networks. Soon I will make an uprising and kill off a sector to plan out taking your race out for good, once we figure your technology. Have a good night, Subordinate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago I like turtles permalink fedilink source parent