Yeah, no one in any other country is paying trumps tarrifs..

But your GDP claims?

Bro, penguins move massive amounts of precious stones, which they value incredibly highly. I tried to trade a penguin $20 mil in Bitcoin for a single pebble, and that fucker turned me down, wouldn't even negotiate.

Using capitalist math, that means every shiny pebble in Antarctica is worth more than $20million each, and they're exchanging possibly thousands annually! That puts them at least 20 trillion annual GDP.

Now, I've secured my own pile of 10 shiny stones, and have secured loans against for a paltry $20 million, interest rates are super low because of all the capital I own. So I bought your student loan debt and can turn a profit even after my loan's interest by doing absolutely nothing.

See how fun the investor capitalist system is?